It's fake12:07 AM
We have a fake Christmas tree. I mean it's blatantly fake. No one would ever look at it from 100 yards and think "hmm... it might be real." It's one of those trees that has good intentions but falls short by large margins. I figure if I'm going to have a fake tree it should be all out fake. A declaration to all that see it that I know it's fake and I am not ashamed to display it.
Next year, I want a pink tree like this one from Martha Stewart. It's freakin' pink. I'm not a pink kind of girl but I'm comfortable with pink and fake in this situation.