Well played

3:32 PM

”I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second….. if there is one.”
 Winston Churchill to Shaw, in response

 Woman to Churchill “If you were my husband, I’d give you poison.”

Churchill replied “If you were my wife, madam, I’d take it."

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