Unique Business Signs

8:00 AM

From an e-mail:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
  
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
   
On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
  
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
   
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
  
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
  
 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
 
 On an Electrician's truck: 
"Let us remove your shorts."
  
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
   
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
    
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment." 
   
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
   
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be de-lighted."
  
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
 
 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
   
And don't forget the sign at a
JOE's RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
  
And the best one for last ... 
 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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